Try Me

An Al Gore Rythm for Roaming Around

0. All roads lead to Rome. If you're not having fun on the road you're on, then try some other door. Otherwise, follow the yellow brick road religiously.
1. Go home.
2. Answer the question. If you answer incorrectly, then go to reëducation; return, then repeat. If you answer correctly, you will be offered a drink.
3. Drink. If your drink seems strange and is making you mad, have another. Otherwise, repeat.
4. Smell the roses.
5. Sweat the small stuff.
6. Find your muse.
7. Continue. . .
   0. If you're a newb, then repeat.
   1. Else if you're a n00b, then be a newb. Then repeat.
   2. Else if you're not back by dark, you're hopefully lost. Go home, eat dinner, read a book, brush your teeth, say your prayers, and go to bed. Sweet dreams! Live to play again another day.
   3. Else when in Rome. . . .

a trace of bits and pieces of a metaphorical fugue on minds and machines at work on the spirit